a. When I am stuck behind a snowbird – CRIPES!!
b. When I am dazing , total road hazard by the way.
c. When a COP gets behind me
Don’t we all do this when there are cops near? Do you ever wonder if cops just Loathe the fact that we all slow down and trap them in because we are all scared to death to be the one pulled over? I myself am not normally doing something wrong in general, except speeding- DOH !! But from what I see on TV that’s not so bad. People really do some crazy $hit when the drive, like try and transport many pounds of drugs or drive under th influence with no id, no insurance, its truly amazing how dumb so many humans are.Whenever a cop is close I like to look around and see the other drivers reactions.
Yesterday for example, 3 motorcycle cops were poised to turn left as I passed thru the intersection, I KNEW the Subaru from 1984 was filled with some “likely” immigrants and I bet myself they would jump at the sight. BINGO! They hit the turn signal and bolted off the road. Sure enough, one of the 3 made the same turn. DUH … you gotta be at least a little slick with it; those poor guys are probably half way home to Sonora by now. Of course I slowed down to about 35 as did every other car, trapping the 2 remaining cycles. And I thought, I bet they hate that.
They had to turn on the lights to get away from our molasses pack, luckily we all were unscathed and they drove around us and sped on down the road. I doubt there was any emergency, they were just tired of going so friggin slow !! I wish I had lights and a siren.
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