Maybe I'm a Stalker?

Having a lunch conversation the other day with some pals brought me to the realization that I, Colleen Ann Smith, may have stalker tendencies.
Have you ever thought just for no reason at all that a certain "celeb" and you could make really good friends? I dont know why I have just always thought about it-RANDOM THOUGHTS folks thats me!

I was telling my friends that for some reason since I was little I just always felt a connection with Donald Trump, seriously since the 80's ! I think we would be great friends for some reason, I never really thought it was all that weird until I brought it out in conversation. Like the fact that I'd like to call him "Trumpy" and I think he would be okay with that. YEAH RIGHT! He would kick me out of a Gold Elevator like yesterdays bellboy! But I would try it.
Not sure why the Trumpster, I mean why not someone I drool over like LL? or Ice Cube? Why not a comedian I love like Robin Williams, or Will Ferrell ? Who knows. But I think thats how stalkers feel, like they are supposed to be friends with that person and so the go try with complete innocence and the whole thing gets blown out of proportion. Before you know it your in your Cher wig in a 9x9 cell with a copy of your restraining order wondering what the hell happened? You were just trying to hang with your bff !!!

I dont know if I will ever get my chance to hang with "Trumpy" since I caught the stalker feeling early on, am now cognicant of the fact that its a crazy thought and promptly wrote about it...well now I dont think they would accept my insanity plea. Guess I will just stear clear of Trump Tower.