
Where are all the places for the ladies? On a perfectly normal Friday or Saturday night you can find a few groups of wild ladies somewhere in the midst of a bacholorette celebration losing all inhibitions at a male review. Ladies seem to be worse than men in this arena. These chicks can get so crazy,especially the older ones! Give them a few ones and watch out, those dentures are smiling at places probably unseen in the last 30 years!! Its a hoot to watch them really, I actually feel sorry for some of the men dancing! Okay maybe they arent worse than men, but boy they certainly can let that hair down and shock the Shit out of you.
Realistically though, thats it for us women, bacholorette party or bust. There are really no other hangouts that "demoralize" the male like there are for the female.There are more than a few here in Phoenix. Obviously strip clubs,nudie bars,topless bars with buffets,The Tilted Kilt with girls in tiny schoolgirl outfits,The Heart Attack grill with women in little nurses outfits and of course the favorite of the average man-Hooters where they go for the "wings"- thats just to name a few. Now,I am an idea man. Well I'm no man but thats what they call it I think.
I have all these crazy fantastic ideas/ ie. Random thoughts, floating around in my head. So what I wonder is this: When you have what seems to be "Idea Gold" but you have dont have the means to make it happen,than what? Do I simply keep it a float in my head ? NOT ANYMORE !! Now I blog it out to the world and if someone steals it? Well I can show at least that it was my idea first and than hope to win some royalties in a court of law ! Or maybe I get lucky and someone buys the concept? Who knows,back to the idea......
Finally, a place for the ladies, unlike the bachelorette party psychos ( you know who you are).
A place where we can act normal, have a good meal, a cold brew and some eye candy without it gyrating wildly in our faces. Open 7 days a week just a good old fashioned american hangout in the same vein of Hooters.
Picture it.....A Screaming neon yellow sign with a Buff Woodpecker as the mascot, I would call it "Peckers" it would stand next door to Hooters.The waiters would be all clad in shiny tiny yellow shorts and we would be famous for selling none other than a Great Hot Dog!! Chicago Style Dogs,Corn Dogs, Dogs with Kraut, Bratwurst.... You name it, if its a weiner- you can find it at "Peckers" Literally. Now he can go have "wings" and you can go grab a "dog" everybody wins with this idea!!
2 comments:
YOU ARE A "DORK" hahaha!! love the idea, keep'em coming!! ;)
That's messed up... funny... but messed up. Could you imagine the schmoe who's wife would drag him to a place like that? Like... he forgets their anniversary and so she holds it over his head until he agrees to take here there. Wow. I'm embarassed for him... and he doesn't even exist!
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