Fact: I am a Hare

My normal routine for diet and excercise is very "hare" like. I get super excited about starting a race and  throw myself into it full speed, ready to win! Never failing, I sloooooow down and eventually I am napping. I have started multiple exercise programs and diets so gung ho and ready to change the world. Only to quit within days. Turns out its not just the vitamin D, its me.

I will be brutally honest, here are my problems:

• I am LAZY
•  If I were a bird I would be a Chicken
• I LOVE lOvE LoVe real butter.
• I also LOVE all things white, i.e. Flour, Bread, Noodles, and Mayo
• Naps are to me as Rocks are to crack heads
• Rebellion is my bag
• I tend to cheat on myself

There you have it, how do I get off my downward spiral into fatdom ? HCG, Meridia, Juice Fast's, Metabolife, No Carb, even Bulimia !! HAHA ! Sorry, I know Bulimia is a terrible thing to joke about. But really, I tried it. Ironically after watching an after school special to teach girls of the dangers of Bulimia (starring the cute daughter from Kate & Alley). Anyways, turns out it was actually more of a tutorial than a scared straight program. I stuffed my face like crazy before my mom came home. When the time to throw up came, suddenly realized I am not good at effing with my gag reflex . Also, not a fan of throwing up. Instead, I was stuck with a horrific tummy ache and 3 days of constipation. Curse you Cheez Wiz !!!

Honestly I am not sure how to change. I only know that I give up EVERYTIME. Teaching my kids bad habits by giving up, as well as showing others I can not follow through on things. UGHH !!! That’s absolutely not me, in almost every other area of my life I am responsible and won’t quit until get the results expected. I gained most of these lbs. when I went on my daily medicine, my doctor says it affects the part of my brain that cares enough to make the decision to stuff the brownie in my mouth or pass on it.
             I know I have it in me to override that, I could make better choices regardless I just know it. There has got to be a way since I have a will - right? A way to eat less, Exercise more (or period for this laziass), and say no to soda and sweets - much easier written than done.

I am going to try, try again next week. Maybe I need to be held accountable to someone or something? Only this bish can’t afford Weight Watchers at this time! That sux because damn Jennifer Hudson looks like a million bucks! Am I right?!  And hello Princess Leia is gettin in the biz as well, soon it will be only me! HAHA.                      I went ahead and have asked my husband for his help in the matter. We will see if I am grateful for the suggestions or seriously irritated and thinking he is calling me Fat, when he is just doing what I asked (poor guy) I am going (planning) to start walking/jogging round my block a few times each day, and finally, going to try and end my soda/candy machine trips at work. Here’s to taking it slow and trying to find my inner tortoise.