MTV Awards random thoughts

Today I am pondering a few off the wall things after watching the MTV Movie awards last night.

1. Why does the MTV VJ "SWAY" always wear his hair in a GIANT hat?

If he has such a fantastic head of Dreads, why not showcase it? He literally has been covering his head in these random gigantic hats for years now, never once showing off the dreads.I for one want to know what is under the hat?!! By now I think its just a pillow,maybe hay, or maybe he is smuggling in small people from Mexico. I am starting to doubt he has these fancy dreads,its got to be a hoax.And if not, he is doing a serious disservice to others like Bob Marley who always wore their dreads proudly.If you are going to hide them why bother having them? Even when you meet Barack? COME ON !!!

2. Why dont cool guys ever look back at explosions? They never wince, or duck, or even get hit by flying debris.I dont get it.Of course they set off the explosion but seriously, not even a flinch?

http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/395483/2009-mtv-movie-awards-digital-short-explosions.jhtml

3. Will Eminiem go back to his 8 mile ways and commit murder for the flying a$$ incident?

I think so.If you havent seen it, WOW.... http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20282355,00.html

4. Why is Andy Samberg so good at digital short writing and how can I become his friend?

5. uuuugghh Why is Twilight so overblown? Enjoy your moment in the sun because in 5 years or less it will be a Twilight Ghost town.

6.Along the same lines-Award shows would be much more entertaining if you could only win one time,give the other movies a chance.When all the awards go to only one movie it starts to become sooooo boring.

7.I wish MTV still played music videos.

8.I feel sorry for the has beens of years past who probably thought they would be ontop forever.Like MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice probably felt at the 1990 MTV awards.

9.Pick up milk on the way home.

10.Zac Efron fix your hair!!The side swept bang thing can be taken waaaaaay to far. You start to lool like you have a major Donald Trump comb-over and you shouldnt do that yet. You look much cuter when its cut right.

ooohh but please dont turn into sway!!