Sweatpants on a man should be frowned upon by society.
Today Im at the burger joint for lunch and a couple semi hot ,dishevelled, likely hungover twenty somethings come in for a bite. One of whom is wearing sweatpants-not half bad I think they might be Abercrombie but still they are sweatpants. As Im observing doing a full once over, what looks me dead in the eye? This guys wang.
YES you heard me right and I dont care if you arent a fan of the word "wang" because my point is that all sweatpants show it. NOW, if the man were to wear a wang flattening device say like a sport stretch pant underneath than that maybe not so bad, but most don't... Yeah okay so they are the most comfortable pants in America - but seriously, not outside your house in public. Im not going to the grocery store with no bra to reveal my sagging wonderment for all to see so why should I have to look at this? Yeah,yeah, maybe I shouldnt be looking there but thats a whole nother Blog because seriously who doesnt look there? Worst part about this experience...
Mr. twenty- something sweatpants guy proceeds to "make an adjustment".
Now pulling on the wang in public is something that should have stopped at age 6 , yet I notice a lot of men do this. The stick to the leg adjustment can usually be hidden quite well by a seasoned professional but there is no hiding the full on yank. Its like adjusting the bra, fixing a strap out of place is easily done, quick and most are none the wiser. BUT reaching in your neckhole to pull up a full boob that has dropped from its underwire cage is something to be done in the bathroom and not in public. Bottom line ? Men should not wear sweatpants and women should always wear a good fitting bra.
Today Im at the burger joint for lunch and a couple semi hot ,dishevelled, likely hungover twenty somethings come in for a bite. One of whom is wearing sweatpants-not half bad I think they might be Abercrombie but still they are sweatpants. As Im observing doing a full once over, what looks me dead in the eye? This guys wang.
YES you heard me right and I dont care if you arent a fan of the word "wang" because my point is that all sweatpants show it. NOW, if the man were to wear a wang flattening device say like a sport stretch pant underneath than that maybe not so bad, but most don't... Yeah okay so they are the most comfortable pants in America - but seriously, not outside your house in public. Im not going to the grocery store with no bra to reveal my sagging wonderment for all to see so why should I have to look at this? Yeah,yeah, maybe I shouldnt be looking there but thats a whole nother Blog because seriously who doesnt look there? Worst part about this experience...
Mr. twenty- something sweatpants guy proceeds to "make an adjustment".
Now pulling on the wang in public is something that should have stopped at age 6 , yet I notice a lot of men do this. The stick to the leg adjustment can usually be hidden quite well by a seasoned professional but there is no hiding the full on yank. Its like adjusting the bra, fixing a strap out of place is easily done, quick and most are none the wiser. BUT reaching in your neckhole to pull up a full boob that has dropped from its underwire cage is something to be done in the bathroom and not in public. Bottom line ? Men should not wear sweatpants and women should always wear a good fitting bra.
4 comments:
Oh my goodness!!! The best story on they planet. You will do find in your blog!!! Can't wait to read much much more!!!
I'm in tears of laughter, that was even better than sitting at the burger joint with you and hearing you gab about it! Koren said it...can't wait to read more from the non Jack Handy...:)
Colleen, my dear - I love your comments on 'fashion'! I hate the way men have to constantly grab their 'male parts' too. Even my Dad did it! Gross! Thanks for making me laugh!
Absolutely hilarious!!! This is my favorite maybe because we have all been there completely appalled as some yahoo fixes his junk right in front of you. Seriously it is disgusting and I'm glad there are others that share my disgust of sweatpants.
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